The Ripped Gang

"It’s been 23 years since Planet Earth was renamed "Planet Shite". Rainbows permanently vacated to our memories. The mute button was pressed on the remote control of laughter. But worst of all – humanity was torturously and irreparably deprived of the very existence of pants. The result of a scientific experiment lead by Dr Oops, aiming to weave every known material into a single fabric to create The Ultimate Pair Of Pants. But there was an amonaly – an anonamaly – a nomanomaly ... some holy-crazy shit went down and the idea of Pants simply vanished. From photos, sculptures, books – it even became physically ouchy to say the word. Oh, but for some reason, it was least painful to talk in an Irish accent – so that’s what everyone does now.

In a failed attempt to recreate the extinct attire, people invented “Ponts” – a disgraceful, mockerous, substitute for Pants. Some people, desperate to re-feel the lost comfort, began wearing Ponts. Others embraced the new way of life, saying it was humanity’s destiny to forge ahead without Pants. They formed an anti-Pants society – the “Panties”. 

Beyond the constant conflict between the Pontsers and the Panties, civilization has been able to find questionable order. And it is in this order, that the story begins."

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^{Ripped: The Pants Apocalypse © ZedEdge}